张(zhāng )乾救了(le )师妹苏(sū )樱雪，在表白前却误杀了师弟，导(🏨)致(zhì )了(😥)师妹(mè(🦈)i )的误会(😆)(huì )，两人(🧀)(rén )阴差(🌰)阳(yáng )错(📄)来到(dà(🥗)o )现代后(🚝)(hòu )，张乾(🌥)(qián )一直(🤪)希(xī )望(🎠)得到师(🦊)妹的原(🤢)谅，却没(⛲)想到半路杀出一个(gè )长的很(hěn )像师弟(dì )的李一(yī )白，三(sān )人的(⏰)感情在(🔲)这(zhè )段(🛃)错综(zō(🛹)ng )复杂且(🍁)(qiě )水土(🏷)不服的(🚳)现代生(🤝)活中闹(💓)出不少(👌)笑话(huà )。 技术(shù )宅男马(mǎ )小明暗(àn )恋小模(mó )特沙莎，一次(cì )意外他(tā(🐍) )与流浪(✍)(làng )狗豆(🛠)丁互换(🌆)了身体(🗝)，从此进(🎁)入了沙(📩)莎的生(🏇)活(huó )，在(🍁)人(rén )与(📵)狗互(hù(🆖) )换的过(🔋)(guò )程中(🌬)，彼此增(👅)(zēng )进了(👢)了(le )解，建(jiàn )立了信任与依赖，最终捕获了女孩的芳心。 阿呆和(hé )阿(😦)瓜是(shì(🏜) )一对非(👤)(fēi )常要(😸)好(hǎo )的(🔽)朋友，他(🥋)们(men )觉得(🐎)凭(píng )借(🚻)自己(jǐ(🧞) )的力量(📉)可以修理一切，有麻烦发生时(shí )，只要(yào )开动脑(nǎo )筋，利(lì )用手边(biān )的(🛡)工具(jù(🎩) )都可以(🚑)(yǐ )搞定(🏏)。人们总(💗)(zǒng )会被(🥗)他们的(🍲)“错误”行(💭)为逗笑(❗)，觉得他(🎩)们有(yǒ(🙂)u )点笨，大(♒)部分(fè(😠)n )时间会(🤸)(huì )把事情(qíng )搞的更(gèng )糟，但(dàn )是呆瓜(guā )兄弟总能自己做的事情中找到(👝)“自己的(🤒)路”，并对(⛱)(duì )自己(🛬)努(nǔ )力(✨)之后(hò(🈲)u )的结果(👘)(guǒ )感到(🔞)满意。因(🧦)(yīn )为他(😟)们(men )坚信一(yī )句话“伟大的创造在最开始的时候也(yě )不是完(wán )美的，关(🦍)键的(de )是(🦃)开始(shǐ(⚾) )的勇气(🎲)(qì )”。 Loosely following a traditional Passover Seder, events from the Book of Exodus are retold by Moses, Aharon, the Angel of Death, Jesus, and the director's own father. But there's another side to this story: that of the Goddess, humankind's original deity. Seder-Masochism resurrects the Great Mother in a tragic struggle against the forces of Patriarchy. During the slavery period in Brazil, a sugar cane farm was the stage for the darkest kinds of horrors. Years later, the place's cruel past is still stained in its walls, even if unnoticed, until a series of strange events starts happening and death returns to the farm. The film is divided in five short horror stories. Stefan Gabriel (Martin Wuttke) ist Bademeister und engagierter Vater zweier sehr unterschiedlicher Töchter. Die 12-jä(🔂)hrige Jessica (Ella Frey) wird wegen ihres wenig mädchenhaften Aussehens oft für einen Jungen gehalten und hat mit einer ganzen Reihe Ticks zu kä(🎆)mpfen. Ihre drei Jahre ältere Schwester Sabrina (Emilia Bernsdorf) ist hingegen zwar hübsch, leidet aber unter einer schweren Krankheit. Im gleichen Maß(🚒)e, wie Sabrinas Zustand schlechter wird, werden Jessicas Ticks immer schlimmer, weswegen die jüngere Schwester einen Plan ersinnt: Ein spezielles Ritual, auf das die Geschwister in einem Buch gestoßen sind, soll fü(🚖)r Sabrinas Heilung sorgen, allerdings muss sie dafür Sex mit einem Jungen haben. Da ihrer älteren Schwester nur noch wenig Zeit bleibt, setzt Jessica nun alles daran einen Partner fü(🔼)r Sabrina aufzutreiben. 马云是(🤴)马姓裴(😆)满氏家(🥄)族的最(🉑)(zuì )后一(🤗)代(dài )贵族，因其第(dì )十三房(fáng )姨太所(suǒ )生之子(zǐ )［马十(shí )三］天生力(📰)大无穷(🏦)，生惹是(💤)非，被马(🌾)云忍痛(👞)(tòng )送往(✒)武(wǔ )馆(📮)“无(wú )双(🕵)馆”学习(🍃)攻(gōng )守(🐒)之道。 Small time criminal Jimmy from Malmö, dreams of making it big. All he has to do is to pull off the drug deal of his lifetime with the infamous crime boss Dragan. Things don't go as planned, and suddenly Jimmy becomes a wanted man on the run from the police. He turns to the girl he loves Josephine, and during a few unforgettable summer nights their passion stirs a storm of emotions. Jimmy has to put everything on the line to fulfill his dream, but his past comes back to haunt him. The two lovers have to make a decision that will change their lives forever. A troubled streetwalker meets a mysterious hitman. Together they go down an action-packed rabbit hole of sex, violence, lies, and synchronicity.